Warning Phrases for Gays and Lesbians

The head of the New York Christian Coalition, the Rev. Bill Banuchi, announced recently that gays should wear warning labels, just like cigarettes.

I'm certain that he meant some sort of pejorative phrase, but I think we could come up with some much more appropriate labels if we put our collective minds to it. After all, the best idea Banuchi's political antecedents came up with were the pink triangles worn in the concentration camps.

Some suggestions:

"Too fabulous for some viewers"

"In the top 10% wherever I go"

"Look for the Union Label" (Vermont and Connecticut only)

"Tomboi"

Any other suggestions out there?

Sarah G